I have an announcement to make.
I have been compared to…are you ready? Are you ready for what I was compared to?
I have been compared to a guru, nay God himself, who gives enlightenment.
Did you read that? A guru! God! Giver of enlightenment!
Oh yeah, that is so me. I’ve been wondering when someone would finally notice.
See, I have a consulting job helping people prepare for tests that are a lot like the SAT tests. These tests have essay questions. People like to prepare for the essays by writing practice essays. My job is to give feedback on the practice essays. I do this all online and I never see the students in person.
One of my students is from India and is named Nutan. I thought Nutan was a man. I’ve been writing, “Dear Sir, ” on all our correspondence.
She let me know she is most certainly not a man. She is a woman.
And Nutan wrote back:
No mam please don’t say sorry. You are my teacher, my guru, and guru is like God who gives you
Being a Christian, I have to say I’m a little uncomfortable with being compared to God. That’s the sort of thing where the phrase “pride goeth before a fall” could come into play. But I can totally latch on to “Guru, giver of enlightenment.” A little embellishment would be acceptable, too. If you felt the need to call me, “O wise guru, giver of enlightenment,” I wouldn’t stop you.
I can be reached for enlightenment any day after 4:30. I charge $100 an hour. Paypal only please. Or camera gear. I will work for camera gear.