I have brand new friends–Tim and Shannon. Which means I have a whole new set of their stories to tell you.
Here’s one about Tim.
One Sunday a long time ago Tim was in church with his girlfriend. He put his arm around her shoulders as they listened to the sermon. It was a long sermon. Somewhere in the middle of the long sermon, his arm fell asleep.
It was the sort of sleep that made his arm turn entirely numb and he didn’t know it was asleep. It was so asleep that it flopped off the back of the pew and onto the leg of the woman behind him. Tim didn’t feel it.
From the woman behind him’s point of view, a young man was randomly groping her leg in the middle of the sermon. She was having none of that. So, without bothering to keep her voice down too low, she leaned forward and said, “Young man! You will remove your hand from my leg right now!”
Tim was startled, having no idea what was going on. Slowly he became aware that his arm was not around his girlfriend’s shoulders, but was draped down the back of the pew and lying on a woman’s leg. He tried to move his sleeping arm, but it wouldn’t respond. He ended up having to use his whole body to swing his arm up and over the back of the pew where it thumped down next to him.
I heard this story last night on the way home from celebrating Shannon’s birthday. Our friendship with Tim and Shannon is so new that I don’t even know how old Shannon turned, but we still had fun celebrating.
We had planned to eat dinner in a cute little restaurant in Gettysburg, but right now it’s the 150th anniversary of the battle at Gettysburg. It’s a teeny weeny bit crowded in Gettysburg right now. Here’s a quote from the Baltimore Sun:
“Gettysburg officials are expecting 250,000 visitors to visit the small south-central Pennsylvania borough of about 7,700 residents for the anniversary.”
We figured that we can go to cute little restaurants in Gettysburg any time we want to. Let the 250,000 visitors have their turn at them and we’ll go somewhere else. We’re very gracious like that around here.
So, we headed to boring old Frederick, Maryland and went to a chain restaurant—Macaroni Grill. Dinner was great but afterward we wondered what to do. Frederick isn’t necessarily bristling with culture, you know. And that’s when Darling Husband sat up straight and blurted out, “We could go to Wegmans!”
Yes, the grocery store.
Tim said, “Er…the grocery store?”
Darling Husband said, “Yes! It’s great! Let’s go!”
Ok, so we’re friends with Tim and Shannon, but as I said, it’s still a relatively new friendship. We’re not quite at the point where we can say to each other, “Are you out of your mind? I don’t want to go to a grocery store on my birthday. That’s a dumb idea.”
So, Tim and Shannon said a carefully polite, “Okay,” and we headed to Wegmans. They did their best not to drag their feet through the parking lot and when we got in the entryway Darling Husband said, “We might need a cart,” and grabbed a small cart. Tim and Shannon looked mildly bemused.
But before we even made it past the cart storage part of the store, Shannon said, “Ooo! Look at that!” And popped a bag of trail mix into the cart.
And then we entered the store.
Now, you need to know something. Shannon is an amazing cook and has vast knowledge of all things culinary. She took one look at all the obscure mushrooms and exotic cheeses and swooned. We ended up spending an hour and 45 minutes in Wegmans. We were so wide-eyed at all the wonders of Wegmans that our eyeballs were drying out. Darling Husband bustled about like a happy mother hen, so tickled with himself for suggesting a trip to the grocery store for Shannon’s Birthday Bash.
For the more particularly yummy looking treats, Tim would say, “It’s your birthday! Let’s get it!” and pop it into the cart. The cart was stuffed with saltwater taffy and pasta sauces and cheese crisps and fruit tarts and trail mix and truffles and, and, and…
We got to the register and their bill totaled up to $195.51. Darling Husband said, “Wait! I have a Wegmans card!” We used it and the total dropped down to…$195.51. Ooooo. No discount for you.
We had a new person at photoclub this morning–Rose. Gerhard helped her learn her (Pentax!) camera settings. She got the usual warning: If you come to photoclub, you will be photographed. Here she is:
The rest of us played with our project for today:
It’s easy: tape two colorful pieces of paper to something sturdy—like the lid of a pizza box. I used double sided tape so it would be nice and flat.
Fill a glass with water and place it where the colors meet. Move about a bit until you see the water refract the colors making a checkerboard effect.
Hannah used 3 colors of paper and different angles and had all sorts of crazy circus tent looks going on with her water bottles. Good job Hannah!