Started off the day by sitting in the theater watching Hunger Games. Got out of the movie at 12:47 a.m. Got to bed at 2:00 a.m. Got up at 7:00 a.m. to take Boy7 to have his roller skating lessons. Really wished I hadn’t promised him those lessons when the alarm went off this morning.
This afternoon I visited Kevin (from Photo Club) and his wife Brandi who just had some new babies. Here are pictures of their new babies. One is named Branson. The other hasn’t been named yet. They still call him Baby Boy ipad.
This is their fourth child. There are only two gifts required for someone’s fourth child: diapers and food. But I don’t know if they have a freezer or even want my food, so I got them a gift card to a local pizza/sub/spaghetti place. A few weeks from now when all the casseroles have been eaten and no one feels like making dinner, they can get a pizza or subs or spaghetti.
The guy at the pizza place put their giftcard in a little envelope. When I left the restaurant, I took it out of the envelope to write the dollar amount on the card. And when I did I was in for a surprise. Look at this “brand new card”:
Yeah. It’s not a brand new card. It was completely beat up. They take ‘reduce, reuse, recycle’ seriously in our small town. I had to try to convince Kevin and Brandi that the card wasn’t one that I’d had lying around in my wallet for the past four years, and that I really did buy it brand new for them.
I also went dress shopping. Groan.
I always try on so many dresses that I forget what they look like on me, and then have to re-try them on. But after trying on about five dresses, I realized I could use Clarisse to keep track of what they looked like. So here are the clothes I tried on once I realized I could take pictures.
The one in the picture above looks stupid on me. And it’s not just because of the socks. It needs sleeves. And it’s too girly for someone with short hair. It fits me, but it doesn’t fit me.
They’re right about horizontal stripes making you look wider. Most women do not want to look wider. Why do they make dresses with horizontal stripes?! This is a no-go.
This one is too girly again, and really didn’t fit. It doesn’t show up very well in the picture, but the top of this dress was so roomy I could have stored an entire loaf of bread in there. This dress is for a very buxom woman. Another no-go for me!
Meh. The neckline is funny looking.
This one is ok, but still something about it bothers me. I think it’s the rounded neckline. I look better in a v-neck.
This is a good one. The neckline is rounded, but it looks better than the last one. I might get this one.
After trying on so many dresses that didn’t look right (including the first five I didn’t photograph) I started to wonder if I was the one that looked wrong? Or maybe it was the mirror? So I took a picture in my own clothes that I wore today and they look fine. In fact, they look better in the picture than in real life, so I think they must have warped mirrors in the dressing room trying to make you look better in the clothes.
And if that’s the case, then those dresses were really bad!
Maybe instead of dresses, I could find some dressy white pants for spring/summer. I tried these on and they fit great, but I didn’t get them because they were a denim material. I should have bought them anyway. But I didn’t. And now I wish I had, because I can’t remember where they were in the store, and I don’t feel like going back to look for them. (And–click on the above picture to see it better. Who’s taking the picture!? And where did my other hand go??)
Even when I stood on my toes, these were too long. And you can see the pockets. Which means you could see my underwear. What do other people do about see-through pants?? Don’t the rest of you have this problem? Who buys see-through pants?
I tried on two more pairs of white pants, but they look pretty much like the ones above, so no pictures. And a pair of pink pants. And a pair of tan pants.
These were supposed to be capri pants (should hit mid-calf) and were the same size as the others…but they don’t fit right! These are silly pants! They look like something a very short man would wear.
At the end, I found this dress. I bought it. Sleeves. V-neck. Hits at the knee. Fits at the waist. And has ruffles! I’ve wanted a top with ruffles for about three years now, but usually can’t pull it off. I’m happy with it. And it has yellow. I like yellow.
During the course of trying on 12 dresses, 7 pairs of pants, and 2 shirts, my hair (what little of it is left) had flattened to my head, I was pretty tired, very thirsty and famished. What a workout! I had to wait in line for the dressing room twice, got stuck in two of the dresses–one time was so serious I thought I’d have to open the door and ask another customer for help, and my skin got stuck on three different zippers. Ouch.
Darling Husband called while I was out and said, “Hey. Can you pick up those pants I wanted from Kohls? You can find them on the rack right outside the men’s dressing room.” He gave me a waist size and leg length and, voila! His shopping was done in under 2 minutes.
Sometimes I really hate men.